1、你在哪沾上的一身臭气?
2、i want to feel your sweet embrace;
3、爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
4、but don’t take that paper bag off your face.
5、你的容颜依稀入梦境，于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
6、曾以为一生只爱你一个，直到遇见你的二表哥。
7、我渴望你温柔的拥抱，但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
8、善良、聪慧、多情而性感，可惜这些你一条都不占。
9、i thought that i could love no other–that is until i met your brother.
10、kind， intelligent， loving and hot;this describes everything you are not.
11、my love， you take my breath away.what have you stepped in to smell this way?
12、i see your face when i am dreaming that’s why i always wake up screaming.
13、我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿!
14、i love your smile， your face， and your eyes， damn， i’m good at telling lies!
15、If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated……
16、如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
17、Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
18、because of you， i believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!
19、因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!
20、心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
21、心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
22、沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!
23、因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!”
24、今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
25、砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!
26、在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
27、通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
28、psychological test: if you and the cowardrace， you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
29、In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh! Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good!
30、Psychological test: If you and the coward race， you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
31、notice: aprilfool's day approaching， on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
32、after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?
33、shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!